DJ Khaled Shares GOP Debate Advice with Jeb Bush*

*well, a cardboard cut-out of Jeb.

But based on his recent debate performances, a cardboard cut-out isn't too far off from the real thing.

Harsh, I know. Jeb! is polling far weaker than I expected, given that he raised a lot of money very early on in the campaign. He hasn't been able to convert those funds into enthusiasm.

You know who does generate a lot of enthusiasm? Everyone's Snapchat life coach, DJ Khaled. DJ Khaled has what he's termed the "keys to success." They're fantastic:

 

 That's why Jimmy Kimmel asked DJ Khaled to share some inspiration with Jeb. It is perfect:

So, Jeb: Eat a green apple. Water your plants. Believe in yourself.

See you tonight!